Theres nothing more that can bring me back to my childhood than to fly a kite. Today I took my daughter outside to fly kites. When I was a young skull full of mush my brother and I use to fly kites for hours having dog fights and doing tricks until they crashed into the ground with a resounding THUD. We used to have a Kite day at our Elementary School every year. For some reason we seemed to be guaranteed wind on that day. Hundreds of kite in the air is an amazing site to see. I promise you if you make sure you always have one on hand and fly it when it's windy out you will never regret that little bit of time away from everything else.

Every 4 years you always hear some Hollywood Liberal say that they will leave and move to Canada,France, Uganda or Antarctica if a republican gets elected. Well no such luck this year. In Fact I won't be surprised if we don't see Hollywood jump ship on a McCain/Clinton or Obama ticket. You won't see Ben Aflack (sic) headed to the Riviera or to Mexico to live out the next four years in socialist bliss. In fact you will probably see them as honored guest at the White House for whichever candidate wins. Hillary will be raising money for Bill's next legal defense fund, Obama will be planning how to save the whales and have perfect hair at the same time and for sure McCain will be looking for someone to play him in his up and coming movie "Lettuce all thank Me for Me". Maybe Christian Bale as a young McCain in the Hanoi Hilton and Jack Nicholson as McCain in his Senatorial/Presidential era. Either way we won't be too much surprised about the sudden development of sudden vomiting of Conservative every time we see the media fawning over McCain. Should I stay or should I go now? I think Guam is looking very nice right about now. Theres only one kind of snake there.