Copy Cats- Puntin at it again!  

Wednesday, September 12, 2007


Valdimir "I'm too sexy" Putin is at it again. Apparently dissolving the"free government" of Russia and putting his own lapdog in as New Prime minister today was not enough he is once again Copying the USA. After his shirtless jaunt through the Russian out back we really wondered if Vlad had lost his mind. I mean after all when anyone just strips off their clothes to go run through the forest you've got to wonder about them. Now Vlad has had his white mad scientist copy the US Ar Force's MOAB
Obviously the Russian Naming Department was short staffed right before naming the bomb. You've got to admit that a nae like the Exterminator, the Widow Maker , or the Jihad Stopper are much cooler names than the Father of all Bombs(FOAB). Honestly if Vlad had come up with a naming contest or a anonymous drop box at KGB central the populace would have been a much better source for naming a weapon rather than some white coat lab rat who probably hasn't seen the light of day since grad school.

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My Pet Precious  

Thursday, September 6, 2007


This is Tank, Tank is a Italian Greyhound. Yes Tank is fully grown he is about 18 inches high. Of course Mrs Smeag lovably refers to him as PITA ( Pain In The Asphalt). Tank apparently was bite by a large ant or something today, but the Vet gave him a pill and he is OK. You can't help but look at Tank as a Pet Precious because he thinks everyone was simply put on the earth to feed him cheese and scratch his ears. Honestly I think he needs a girlfriend, but Tank has no interest in the female persuasion at all or any persuasion for that matter. Tank appears to be neutral in that are of the birds and the bees. I'm sure the Dr Freud would have to say it had something to do with his mom. Never the less Tank is our precious.

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Unidentified Precious  

Wednesday, September 5, 2007


Ok so I haven't posted in a while , don't worry there is a reason and it's a good one. I was recently swimming when I noticed a tiny green spider holding fast to the buoy on the pool cleaner.I have been searching the World Wide Web for the last several days trying to figure out what kind of spider it was. However the photo I took looked something like a photo of a UFO or Bigfoot. My meager attempts at editing the picture to "unblurr" it failed miserably.

This little fellow was a just like Tom Hanks in cast away every time a wave would wash over him he would lift himself up a get right back on the buoy. Minus the beard, strange leather/ former Madonna costume loin cloth and ice skate ax. Just a foot note I always pack both when traveling over seas. I left the little Chupacabra' floating where he was I figured he has plenty of water and the pool boy should be around to rescue him in a day or two. Raul keeps going on about wanting to be a life guard. After exhaustive research with Google image I determined this was a crab spider not a UFO, Bigfoot or Tom Hanks (probably a new PIXAR story here though).

You may ask yourself whether there is any point here and I would really have to say NO there is not other than the fact that I really could not function as a committed Blogger unless I found out what I was looking at here. At least I did not chop the head off and keep it for DNA study as Phylis Canion of Texas did with a reported Chupacabra . All I can say is EW.

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