Mrs Smeag gave me this idea on her Blog of course everyone should always check out her Blog.

10. Driving 15 mph behind a tractor
9. Farmers Tans
8. 2 windows at the Dairy Queen
7. You can replace your pet scorpion any time you want
6. Manure on demand
5. Staying up till 9 o'clock
4 Swimming against the flow of water in the irrigation ditches
3. Rush Hour lasts 15 minutes
2. News paper that is guaranteed at least twice a week
1. No Polyester farms here.

This is what happens when I stay up past 9 o'clock to blog.