wookie domination  

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

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Can You Name One Thing Senator McCain Has Done For Arizona?  

Friday, March 5, 2010




Time for the Maverick to be put out to pasture.
Vote JD Hayworth for Senate

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Massachusetts Miracle:Vote For Scott Brown on Jan 19th 2010  

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Ask your self one question before you vote in Massachusets on Tuesday..."Is it Ted Kennedey's seat or the PEOPLE'S SEAT ?

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The Shout Heard Round The World:  

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

After a long hiatus and a several long bouts of political depression... I was finally compelled to once again call forth my army of flying monkeys and take up the gauntlet that our "benevolent dictator" Barrack Hussein Obama threw down tonight. El Presidenté Obama laid out his plan for the future of Health Insurance in the United States. I won't boor you with the details... however at one point Barry droned on about how certain Political opponents, radio and cable talk show host were lying about "Death Panels" & " Health Care for Illegal Immigrants"....well here see for yourself...







That's right you heard it folks ..."You Lie!"... I am titling that as the shout heard 'round the world. That was Congressman Joe Wilson from District 2 South Carolina. Finally some one said it , and not only said it but shouted it, Joe Wilson will go down with the likes of John Hancock, Paul Revere & John Paul Jones... Please contact Congressman Wilson and let him know you support him...
"The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive."~ Thomas Jefferson


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Independence Day  

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Independence Day, July 4th 1776 began a long road to freedom from tyranny and oppression, by a government that sought not to uplift it's people but by one that only sought power and wealth. On this 4th of July remember that people all around the world still long for a 10th of the freedom we have, they long for the freedom of assembly, which means being able to meet and exchange ideas freely without thought of imprisonment. The right to bear arms, which means the right to protect yourself not only against lawbreakers but against tyrannical governments. The right to free speech, which means the right to say what you will though some one may feel it is improper or "hateful". Please remember those who wish for and who fought for our freedom.


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This Battle Station Is Fully Operational:  

Saturday, May 30, 2009


Take 192 little laser beams and focus them on a single point and instantly you have the power of a Sun. Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory unveiled its NIF (National Ignition Facility) laser this week. Could it be that our Rebel forces have under estimated the power of the dark side. Well sure we did! Our espionage budget is the less than the allowance of a 5th grader, $3.95 a week if your wondering. Unfortunately most of the that is spent on 44 oz Dr Pepper at the Quik Trip.

Read More:
A US weapons lab on Friday pulled back the curtain on a super laser with the power to burn as hot as a star.

The National Ignition Facility's main purpose is to serve as a tool for gauging the reliability and safety of the US nuclear weapons arsenal but scientists say it could deliver breakthroughs in safe fusion power.


"We have invented the world's largest laser system," actor-turned-governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said during a dedication ceremony attended by thousands including state and national officials.

"We can create the stars right here on earth. And I can see already my friends in Hollywood being very upset that their stuff that they show on the big screen is obsolete. We have the real stuff right here."

NIF is touted as the world's highest-energy laser system. It is located inside the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory about an hour's drive from San Francisco.

Equipment connected to a house-sized sphere can focus 192 laser beams on a small point, generating temperatures and pressures that exist at cores of stars or giant planets. ...

via BREITBART.com

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Get Over It:  

Sunday, May 17, 2009

"The Barrack" told graduates at Notre Dame tonight at graduation in regards to abortion:

"When we open up our hearts and our minds to those who may not think precisely like we do or believe precisely what we believe -- that's when we discover at least the possibility of common ground," Obama said

Let's get one thing strait common ground to a Liberal is doing what ever they want and keeping your mouth shut about it. In all due respect Mr Presidnete' stay off our Common Ground. Let's face facts you think it is perfectly legal to "KILL" a child simply because he/she has not drawn a breath. You would rather have your daughters "KILL" their unborn child that have it and raise it. You said so yourself here. The head's of Notre Dame just gave up all their moral ethics tonight by granting this man a honorary degree. It's time for them to step down and the Church to discipline them. Despite the fact I am not a member of the Catholic Faith I recognize the right of any religion to dictate it's own doctrine and beliefs. What has happened at Notre Dame tonight would be tantamount to feeding a pet slug salt for dinner. Conservatives it is time to stand up and stand firm on our ground. The ground that was solid enough to build a country based on morality, honor, freedom and truth. Yes we have made errors, yet those errors have been corrected. In the future we will probably make more mistake we are human after all....it's time to correct mistake that are being made now speak out with your vote in 2010.

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I'm Keeping My Eye On That One:  

Thursday, May 14, 2009

If your the father of a daughter or daughters you will understand what I am about to share. If not you will probably roll your eyes and tell me I'm over reacting. Being a Father has it's rights of passage just as being a boy did, just as those wild college years, or any other time in anyone's life. From the birth of your first daughter until she is able to send her first email or send a text message is a pretty peaceful time filled with things such as Disney Princesses and art supplies in the least expected places.
After the leap from little girl to young women your in trouble as a father. Suddenly you notice that your little girl now thinks a certain boy may be funny instead of gross or yucky. Next you may experience what I like to call "time to go look at tools while the girls go shopping at Targe't" phase. After that you can probably expect one day for the phone to ring or answer the door bell and hear the un-mistaken cracking voice of a young man "Hello Mr.Smeag is your daughter home?". At this moment in time (which has not happened yet but I am preparing for mentally) you will probably think of a few diversionary answers such as:
Always safe~~~"...Why no Johnny Smeagette is at her Grandma Smeags house..."
Daring~~~" I'm sorry Bobby she is out bungee jumping ...would you like to go I'll rig your harness...:)"
Science Fiction~~~" Billy you just missed her she just got beamed up to the Enterprise she's out of reach."
Menacing~~~" Danny she's at the store with her mother and I was just cleaning my guns ...would you like to help?"
Diversionary~~~" I'm sorry Mikey she's on the phone with that rich kid Bobby"

Any of these and many other useful responses to "The First Boy" contact may hold off additional contact for maybe one or two grades depending on which one you use and whether it's in person or over the phone. If they persist you can always hire the kid at school who has repeated 6th grade so many times he's now old enough to vote to take care of things. Live Long And Prosper.

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Sure Thing Boss...  

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Have you ever not been sure if your being mocked or being shown respect? Recently I had the delightful opportunity to have dinner with my wife and her family at California Pizza Kitchen. I'm a Ravioli guy. Not a big fan of the creative pizza choices such as the Vegetarian w/ Japanese Eggplant (Mozzarella cheese, baby broccoli, grilled Japanese eggplant, roasted corn, sliced red onions, mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes and our tomato sauce. Also available with mild goat cheese. Recommended on honey-wheat dough).









but I digress....it's some good kooking... our server came over to take our orders and I asked him to start on the other side, not because I'm picky but I like to try new things. I always peruse a menu carefully before making up my mind, I was pretty settled on the "Four Cheese Ravioli" (Good pick BTW), but I was not quite ready to commit to it. So after asking the waiter to take mine last his response was "Sure thing boss." Let us pause here and consider this title he had bestowed on me for the evening. If he had said "Sure thing Hoss." I know he would have been referring to the fact that I am large in stature, Kind of like Nephi , but more like the Apple guy in the Fruit of the Loom adds. Lots of territory.






However he didn't he also could have said " Sure thing Klaus" Referring maybe to my German/ Dutch Heritage (Yes I am white), yet again he didn't he said " Sure thing Boss". He put me in charge. Not any one else just me. What a burden. Here I am trying to have nice relaxing evening from World Domination and this kid had put me back in charge. Needless to say I was the only one labeled as "The Boss" at the table. All night anything I asked for it was "Sure thing Boss" in response. It was finally noticed by the family that I had been labeled and laughter ensued. Now that it was out in the open I had noticed several of the youngsters at work calling me "Boss" , and a polite middle aged lady at work had told me that I reminded her of her Father because I had a "...an authoritative voice."






Some how strangers and acquaintances have put the burden of being the "Boss" on me and I hope I can live up to the Olympian task set before me as "The Boss" . Now since I'm the "Boss" and you are not here's a list of work I want done before I get up from the nap I will be taking under my desk.



Wash my car



Pick up my cleaning



Pick up my dog and get him a manicure or pedicure ....whatever



Take my 3rd cousin twice removed (by police) and show him how to clean the public facilities at any Circle K ....cause DANG they stink.



Weed my yard and then for a grand finale'




I would like a Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jelly sandwich with the crust cut off a bag of Lay's Potato Chips and a Ice Cold glass of Milk.












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Run For The Border  

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Many of you who read this Blog ...Yes we know who you are... don't exactly live with in a days drive from a 3rd world country. Unless some of you count Canada. The southern border states such as Arizona, Texas, New Mexico and California have suffered the brunt of the influx of "Illegal" Immigrants. So many of you say why is that a problem? How would like to live in the a state where your ranked number 4 for auto theft. How about a state that had a 40% increase in abduction for profit...aka Kidnapping. How about wonder whether while sleep at night if someone is going to come crashing through your door. How about wondering if you will be at the Bank when one of over 200 banks are going to be robbed. How would you like to ...until recently wonder if your daughter was going to be assaulted while you went off to work. If this is the kind of oasis you want to live in be my guest move to Arizona and advocate open borders.

I've never been one to blindly follow John McCain simply because he was a war veteran and Arizona's Senior Senator. In recent history he has restricted free speech with his campaign finance bill, sought to restrict gun owner ship, advocated open borders (or ignoring current immigration law). About the only reason 45% of Americans that voted in the Presidential Election voted for him because of his choice in a strong conservative Vice President. Truth be told Senator McCain has largely ignored the people of Arizona in their wishes.

Yesterday Chris Simcox (founder of the Minute Man Project) announced he is running for the Senate seat McCain currently holds on to. While Chris probably wouldn't have been my first choice I have o applaud him for standing up and volunteering to run for office. It will interesting to watch the upcoming debates and what both McCain & Simcox will offer Arizona. Sadly I would have to argue that McCain's expiration date pasted several years ago, insert argument for term limits here.

Stay tuned for further instructions my people.

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Imagine This!  

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

OK if you know me and my family we love Disneyland. It's a place of my childhood since growing up in California meant semi-annual trips or at the least an annual trip. One of my dream jobs would be to be an Imagineer. Help to design and implement new rides and attractions. On our most recent trip we had a chance to visit the Blue Sky Cellar a walk through attraction in Disney's California Adventure showing off plans for the revamping of DCA. Here's a list of some of the coming attractions:
Color of Night: A night time water,light,laser and fireworks show
Cars Land: Radiator Springs is moving to DCA
The Little Mermaid ride: I know a few little nieces that won't be able to wait for this one
New entry designs and a Red Car Trolley
Watch the YouTube below DCA is just going to keep getting better.



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How To Do Disneyland The Right Way:  

Monday, March 30, 2009


Man my feet hurt!

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May The Force Be With You:  

Tuesday, March 10, 2009


Here's a little Darth Humor for you who are with the Rebel Alliance:




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Excuse Me I Ordered The Large Stimulus Plan:  

Wednesday, February 25, 2009


WARNING UNPREDICTABLE RANT TO FOLLOW:



I know I haven't posted in a while however I find my self still speechless on the current crisis in America. Sometimes I think to my selves ," Does it really matter anymore?". Unfortunately they all answer "YES!". If your like any other human bean you have a point where you just want to run to your man cave and watch TV until it gets better, however the better person has to say something. Especially when that something is about dark paths that only lead to a hungry wolf in sheep's clothing. Admit it! Inside we are all good people, at last we were born that way. We all have spirits that came from the same Heavenly Father and we commanded to love our neighbor. I do really I do love my neighbor that's why I get htis sick feeling when all 300 million of them act like idiots. I mean idiots in the kindest way really. If you were to take the time to do the math you would find roughly 11% of the American population voted for the"Barrack" and about 9.5- 10% voted for McLame. That's about 20% of Americans deciding what the other 80% will do. As W said that's Fuzzy Math.


How did we become such a complacent society? Personally I think TV played a big part. Not that TV isn't a good thing. It provides a way to communicate mass amounts of information to the public for almost no cost to them. What I mean is that people pick the easy path to follow in informing them selves. Such as getting news from John Stewart or Saturday night live and actually thinking it matters who wears what at the Oscars. I mean really every year the show Goldie Hahn and she looks more and more like the Joker from Batman. Of course I can't think what she's wearing because I cringe looking at her. (I'm just sayin...). Why do we really care about a bunch of people who spend their lives pretending to be other people. Really I like entertainment. for example I like Matt Damon , George Clooney and a few others but every time they stop being lovable characters and just be their own little selves the sound like dancing monkeys with the tin cups out for spare change. The same goes for politicians lets face it the campaign trail is one big stage. Sigh maybe I can still take over a small third world country or Island and build a wall and invite all the oil companies to base there operations out of there, I'll only need to charge them a 10th of the taxes they pay now.



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Speechless:  

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Barry "The Barrack" Hussein Obama is in Arizona...I've got all the shades pulled and the lights off. If he comes by I'm going to pretend I'm not home. If you don't hear from me please send some stimulis relief...or a pony.

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Super Me:  

Tuesday, February 3, 2009


OK Everyone that played "Super Hero" as a Kid raise your hand....not so fast Al Gore we all know you were too busy inventing the Internet to have a imagination that's why you've joined the Global Warming Crowd in your "declining" years. I curious as what your secret Super Hero identity is. I was actually Spider man... a husky pants wearing Spider man, BUT I WAS SPIDER MAN! I also had the coolest Kindergarten playground, we had giant boulders that was out city and one in particular that looked like a super bike.... when you looked at it just right, with your eyes all squinty. Anyways we all have hidden super heroes inside us even one that come out when you least expect it. Lately at work I have spoken with so many people that just say well the economy is bad so I can't do anything financially right now. WHAT?! We are the same individuals that we were prior to this economic poop bomb that went off because basically we have a bunch of people running the country that got D's in Economics 101. Imagine yourself in Los Angeles pre-1849, nothing but rickety buildings, open sewage in the streets and constant flooding from the Los Angeles river. People built that city into what it is today. They did not wait around for someone to "SAVE" them. The Wright Brothers didn't wait for a Government program to turn their Bicycle Shop into a Flying Machine Shop. You ,us,we, them, her,him, and all of us can do what ever we put our minds to. I told someone one time anyone could be President if they wanted it bad enough... I guess I was right, and just because we don't agree doesn't means we have to wait for Barry to tell us what we need to do to fix this mess or any mess in our lives. Don't let life get in the way of you being you and dreaming dreams that no one else sees or understands. They're your dreams and only you can see them through. Uh Oh my Spiddy sense are tingling....

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Dear Senator Maverick McCain:  

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Please write you Senators about the 2009 nine Presidential spending plan. Find your Senator here:http://www.senate.gov/ Here is my letter to Senator McCain, Senator Kyle's contact form seem to be overloaded.


Senator McCain,

Arizona is hopeful for a strong economy once again. As you know for years the Valley of the Sun has been one of the fastest growing Metropolitan areas in the country. The Presidents Stimulus package is not about growth,but about repaying those who got him elected. It is a transparent scheme to redistribute wealth. Arizonians from the founding of the territory to now have worked by the sweat of their brow to scrape a living out of the dessert and The President and the Liberals in Congress have disregarded hard work and American ingenuity for Government Welfare on a grand scale. Please stand with Arizonians and vote No on on such a large transfer of wealth Now is not the time for the Government to borrow more money and give it to those who have not earned it. It's time for Government to let Free thinking Americans turn this country around. People with innovation like the Wright Brothers, Thomas Edison & Henry Ford. None of these great men built up their businesses with taxpayer money but hard work and products that America needed. Senator McCain sometimes the Left has to cross over the isle to the right we can not throw away all our values and cross over to the left all the time.

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Thanks for Your Vote...Ummm I Mean Support...:  

Wednesday, January 28, 2009


Tonight Congress (well the Liberal Democrat) passed the "I just won the political lottery and I'm going to spend money like I'm going to Disneyland with a ship full of drunken sailors" Stimulus package today. The only thing this package is stimulating is the pockets of those who got Barry elected. Here's a list of what Socialist Republic of America just cashed a check for:



  1. $1 billion for Amtrak, the federal railroad that hasn’t turned a profit in 40 years

  2. 50 million for that great engine of job creation, the National Endowment for the Arts;

  3. $400 million for global-warming research

  4. $2.4 billion for carbon-capture demonstration projects.

  5. There’s even $650 million on top of the billions already doled out to pay for digital TV conversion coupons.

  6. $40 billion for broadband and electric grid development, airports and clean water projects that are arguably worthwhile priorities.

  7. $20 billion for business tax cuts

  8. The Department of Education gets a whopping $66 billion in this bill

  9. $335 million for sexually transmitted disease education and prevention programs at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

  10. Additional millions to groups like ACORN (aka we signed up The Dallas Cowboys to Vote in Ohio)

(see links for credit on info)


All in all about $554 BILLION will be spent on spending while only about $275 Billion in tax cuts for taxpayers and Businesses. Luckily all 177 Republicans and even 11 Democrats voted against the Spending Spree 2009 act. Regrettably 1 Republican had to leave early (it's unknown if he had a note from his Mommy to go home early or if he left for a valid reason). However you look at it the economy is going to go in the toilet unless of course you an artist, a teacher or road and bridge contractor. You could always teach STD prevention or install digital T.V. converter boxes...insert wire A in to Slot B... really. Let's face facts if you don't know much about how the economy works your going to think I'm just a right wing nut job. The thing about this "light bulb" inspired economic rape is that they think they are fooling anyone with a bit of sense. They are paying off their voters. Every bit of money being spent is going toward a Liberal Agenda driven idea. Extreme arts, Green Companies, Education, Infrastructure, Welfare recipients, etc ... Don't worry I think Joe Bidden is staying up late tonight to start printing more worthless money.


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Can Some One Please CHANGE The Baby's Diaper:  

Saturday, January 24, 2009


Really, if it's not enough that Rahm Emanuel was thumbing his nose at the other side of the isle of maybe W himself on inauguration day. Barry "The Barrack"Hussein Obama has told Congressional Members (who "SIT" on the right) that they need to stop listening to Rush Limbaugh if the they want to get along with him and the left. OK so that wasn't the exact quote but why bother when we all know what the meaning was behind it. It seems like a new Bully has come to town and has one of those Dad's (aka Bill Clinton) who tells them always throw the first punch, and when your dad confronts his dad....well lets just say there's a good chance they will end up on COPS (all subjects are Innocent until proven guilty in a court of law...Yea RIGHT!). But I digress. If Barry thinks he is endearing the right then he is just like the Bully who picked on the kid that had secretly been taking Karate lessons from the little old oriental guy down stairs and the Crane Kicks his nose into his skull.


I could go on all night with the references to Karate Kid and various other movies with a happy ending for the nerd,wuss or "victim" and the total demise for the Bully but here's a couple clips that just fit this situation.

Barry vs Rush Example #1



Barry vs Rush Example #2

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Their Heeeeeeeeere:  

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The day has finally come the Liberals are now in charge of the country. Fear not we here at Listen to Precious have once again have high tech listening and video thing-a-ma-jiggers implanted in the White House before G.W. Bush left for the last time. So if anyone from the Secret Service is reading this don't worry these are passive devises for monitoring President Obama and ensure the public at large that the President is fulfilling his Constitutional Obligations (unlike the last Impeached Democrat President). we even offer a public live feed to a the first private meeting between President Obama and Vice President Biden and White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.

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