Wednesday, October 10, 2007
When, not if , we are invaded by aliens life forms and they tell you to "Take me to your leader." Whom will you be taking them to? I have a dilemma because as you all know I will be taking over the world soon so who do I vote for in the upcoming presidential election. Last night after viewing secret confidential video on MSNBC I came to the conclusion that Fred Dalton Thompson holds my vote at this time. Not only is he famousfor his role in Iron Eagle III but is a two term Senator for the state of Tennessee. Fred was also on the Water gate committee and was also was a contender to be George Bush's running mate in 2000.
Just imagine when little green men say "take me to your leader" wouldn't it be great to say "Who? Fred?" it would confuse them since the liberal media keeps acting like Hilary Clinton is the supreme galactic commander(Which we all know is really Col.Smeag). Who do they think their fooling since Bill was in office the liberal media literally drooled on themselves any time they had a chance to talk to the queen of victims herself. From the vast right wing conspiracy to stolen FBI files in her bedroom closet (probably where Bill slept most of the time) to travel gate all the media has tauted Hillary as the smartest woman in the world. Let's not forget her infamous book "It takes a village" an intricate tale of how you as a parent really don't know whats best for your child and in fact if there were no men involved she would probably like it even better. What I'm getting at is that people like me and Fred who dare dream for true leadership not dictatorship want whats really best for everyone. Free trade, Free from taxes and free passes to Disneyland with a back lot tour from Roy Disney with my own pony. A Shetland pony will do.