Happy Leap Day  

Friday, February 29, 2008

Once every four years the shadow people come out. Yes you know who they are those spooky individuals that only have a"Birthday" once every four years. To identify one unknown to you to difficult because they only age every four years. So a 20 year old is only a 5 year old. Our intelligence sector has discovered a secret list of these "Leapsters" as they are known. Fortunately none of these "celebrities" have made any significant impact on society. Probably due to the fact they spent more time in the public school systems than the rest of us. ***Watch the 3rd Yahoo Video to the Right Hilarious!

(This message will self destruct if read by any non-humans, aliens, cyborgs, liberals or moderate republicans)

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Lets Go Fly A Kite  

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Theres nothing more that can bring me back to my childhood than to fly a kite. Today I took my daughter outside to fly kites. When I was a young skull full of mush my brother and I use to fly kites for hours having dog fights and doing tricks until they crashed into the ground with a resounding THUD. We used to have a Kite day at our Elementary School every year. For some reason we seemed to be guaranteed wind on that day. Hundreds of kite in the air is an amazing site to see. I promise you if you make sure you always have one on hand and fly it when it's windy out you will never regret that little bit of time away from everything else.

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Should I Stay Or Should I Go Now?  

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Every 4 years you always hear some Hollywood Liberal say that they will leave and move to Canada,France, Uganda or Antarctica if a republican gets elected. Well no such luck this year. In Fact I won't be surprised if we don't see Hollywood jump ship on a McCain/Clinton or Obama ticket. You won't see Ben Aflack (sic) headed to the Riviera or to Mexico to live out the next four years in socialist bliss. In fact you will probably see them as honored guest at the White House for whichever candidate wins. Hillary will be raising money for Bill's next legal defense fund, Obama will be planning how to save the whales and have perfect hair at the same time and for sure McCain will be looking for someone to play him in his up and coming movie "Lettuce all thank Me for Me". Maybe Christian Bale as a young McCain in the Hanoi Hilton and Jack Nicholson as McCain in his Senatorial/Presidential era. Either way we won't be too much surprised about the sudden development of sudden vomiting of Conservative every time we see the media fawning over McCain. Should I stay or should I go now? I think Guam is looking very nice right about now. Theres only one kind of snake there.

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Out standing In His Field  

Monday, February 4, 2008

Today I am declareing my choice for the Next President of theUnited States of America...Mitt Romeny. He truly understands the hard choices that the Moderate and Liberal persons of this country have been unwilling to make since the Gipper left for his Ranch in California. Both the Bushes and even a Republican Congress FAILED to act Conservative. It took a National tragedy to get a decient tax cut. Lets face it the trickle down theory is a fact. Whenever coprorations get a large tax cut tax revenue goes up,wages go up because Coporations have m ore money to spend. They don't spend it on research and CEO's will get those multi million dollar bonuses regardless of a tax cut. Having more spending power at the individual level is the only way an economy is stimulated. Raising taxes only halts growth.

Just some basic economics for all you McCain Lovers and Huckabots out there. If i were to make $10 mill this year and taxes for individuals that make over $10 mil are rasied for next year. And I am project $20 or $30 Million the next year I probaly won't bother making it, and the reason is that at the $10mill mark I get to keep more of my money. And I won't have to work as hard.

Millionares don't worry about how much they make as how much they get to keep. Don't I know I probably did not explain this too well as I am going off High School level economics which most of you slept through. You may ask yourself too, if the good Colonel is going to take over the world what need do I have of a Presidente' well lets jsut say even Dr Evil had a #2.

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