Since today be talk like a pirate day I found ye a bit O' treasure fer you MO-bile communications. No more pesky flag waving or semifor (texting) pick up yer self a new AYE PHONE today and modern pirate like Captain Salty Smeag. Ye may still not brush yer teeth regular, and Ye may drink a little too much rum, but at least Ye won't be left behind as the technical ship sales from port, ARRRRRRRR!